Friday night. 

And i had a mini war with myself.

Im awfully scared of the dark. And i was presented with a situation. 

Brave the rain................... Or go back to school  to get my umbrella.

Because the rain isnt dark, but my school was. And i had left my umbrella there and i was the only one left and i didnt know where the light switches were.I went back in the end. But nearly split my nerves when i touched something and that something made a sound. Ran so fast i forgot to breathe.

And as it just so happens, im typing this post at the exact same time as im recounting this episode to my friend and likewise to this post. You know how everybody talks about alternate universes. Well. If this is reality and im recounting my life experiences to my computer, my alternate self would be talking to a friend about the exact same thing. And if let's say this is reality and im doing the same thing to my computer and my friend at the exact same time, like split screen and shit. Then my alternate self would probably be talking to sheep and goats and cats and dogs and chickens about the exact same thing. WowcHickAbowWow.

My friend asks me "Why did you run"

"cause it was awfully quiet

and my heart was beating so fast

and my imagination took me to places

and i was just twisting my fingers wishing nothing would happen

and that finger twitched and hit something

and that something made a sound which sounded 10 times louder than it actually would had sounded in my elevated paranoia. so i ran, no i jumped first and ran. 

no i think i probably rumped like jump + run."

I was rumping.                   no shit sherlock.

And i won me. :)