Vday 2011

Valentine's day = Single awareness day
Which doesnt explain why it blew everyone's minds to catastrophic proportions and inflated and deflated some hearts; it doesnt explain why i showered 3 times that day and showered only twice today and every other day i do that routine only once and out of purely being forced to.
Its safe to say that i was bitter yesterday and annoyed. And perhaps i played it all in my head but i also imagined girls holding large bouquets of flowers looking at me in a way that said "where's yours" After which i imaginably smirked at them and stomped.. no wait.. strinkled past them. Strinkled = Strut + Slinked.Talked to nash and he agreed, agreed in a way that said send those goddamned flowers to her house if not carry it for her. Which is blatantly true, witnessed guys carrying bunches and their girlfriends... empty-handed. My mom said flowers arent just meant for vday. That was when i came up with love needs no exhibition #vday haters.
Honestly i walked down orchard and i was blinded. not a by-the-sun-barney kinda way.  And dont say its cause i have no one. It isnt. I've never been one for the exhibition or the sweet stuff that you cant eat. I did go through it once and said aww and thank you and all the things im expected to say. I also gave out 60 stalks of daisies. Anyway I was bitter. but not for the reasons you think.


The adamn and eve prototype. Thats what everyone is reduced to on valentine's. A bunch of couples just waiting to eat that forbidden fruit and go poof in 2012.