HI IM AM ECSTATIC AND COMPLETELY BOGGLED AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE!!!! I HAVE JUST LEARNT FRENCH!
(and i swear it goes against all my basic instincts. Its in some ways like english but in an extremely throat-y/slurred/ exaggerated way with a very very hard to pronouce alphabet -U)

I just felt like digging this picture up :)

so anyway! Here i am to teach you how to speak French!

A is of course the european way of pronouncing - Ah

The normal letters like b,c,d,t,p sounds strangely like some china person trying to speak english but trying too hard so it comes out with a horrid, BAY, SAY, DAY,TAY,PAY

I think the hardest ones are U which has to be pronounced like YUUuuuuuuu WATEVS man i suck at the frickin U. And W-Dooblar-vay.

And theres also how 2 letters sound tgt like EAU- said as o, OU as-oo, and OI as-wa- as in MOI=MWA???(@&#^&^#!*???

and nasal sounds that have to be pronounced UP THERE.

AND MASCULINE AND FEMININE. OH BOY THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNNING.

yknow i learnt numbers as well and while i am such a phail at math i happen to find french numbering SO MUCH easier than learning the words. I guess i havent got to the calculations yet but thank god because i DONT need to go to school and learn accountancy. And perhaps later on instead of using 1- 10. I can perhaps use the actual numbers.

he c'est la vie

c'est tout pour Aujourd'hui

Au Revoir

A Bientot

:)